The wishing game!

[Jinjer]

Granted. You are trapped in a loveless marriage. But hey, at least the guy is rich, no?

I wish tobacco, heroine, marijuana etc. didn't exist anymore. Without substitutes appearing.

[KathTeaChin]

Granted. Now everyone is addicted to television, internet and videogames thus there is no more direct communication in the world.
At least it'll be 'normal' to play Dragon Age non-stop, right?

I wish everyone uses hybrid cars!

[Encandescent]

Granted, everyone drives hybrid cars...But when we say hybrid, we mean they run on brains and gas, thus soon everyone's mind has been removed and they can no longer drive well, so the number of accidents increase until there are no more humans left.

I wish I could get advanced copies of books by my favorite authors.

[milo]

Granted you now get advanced copies of your favorite authors but they are written in langues you don't understand.

I wish I had a copy of Mass Effect 2 now.

[Jinjer]

Granted. You have a copy of Mass Effect 2. But it's in Chinese. And full of bugs, so it's un-enjoyable.

I wish game developers quit the whole DLC nonsense and stuck with proper expansion packs. You know, a whole lot of content in one package, not messing around with small-fries >_>

[Darchala]

Granted. They all come bundled with SecuROM and give you absolutely no end of grief.

I wish my mind would stop cluttering itself up with distracting flotsam and junk.

[berelinde]

Granted. Distractions are gone, focus and clarity are restored, and you can think of nothing but the color teal.

I wish my writing were better.

[Aldatariel Calentaur]

It is. Your writing's perfect. Unfortunately, you can only write in Chinese.

I'd wish I wouldn't get lost into detail every time I am working on one of my mods ...

[Maeve Teynel]

Granted. You no longer get lost into detail. But with your new state of mind, you erase every single detail your mod ever had, turning it into a Ikea instruction manual look-alike. Your players will enjoy the wonders of only being able to walk to X point and kill Y monster.

I wish I was able to actually complete the stories I begin writing, instead of abandoning them to their sad, sad fate.

[Aldatariel Calentaur]

Granted. You will complete any story you have ever begun, even thought of. You got the flow! You are writing and writing and ... you can't do anything else ever again. Due to the lack of water and food ... you die.

I'd wish I wouldn't have to sleep any more.

[deina]

Granted. When evening comes, you just freeze and do not move or blink an eye for eight hours, but remain conscious all the time.

I wish I had a gracious, small nose.

[Darchala]

Granted! Unfortunately, the djinn misunderstood you and gave you a very polite nose that insists on thanking people all the time.

I wish I could figure out what the heck this painting is missing... and then add that in.

[Aldatariel Calentaur]

Granted. You will find out what's missing and then add it. In about fifty years when you're old and almost blind. Deviant Art will be gone then, you also won't be able to paint anything else ever again (a true pity, but it's not me, it's the evil genie, you know that I love your pictures).

I wish I would be able to believe in myself, then use my personal talents to make other people happy.